I write to normalize the sacred act of taking a dump.
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I started my second liver cleanse two days ago, only this time substituting the malic acid mixture (1 tsp of malic acid in 32 ounces of water) in place of the 32 ounces of apple cider. It is such a…
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Gil Jacobs
Doody Free Girl exists thanks to the Original G: The Godfather of colonics, Gil Jacobs. If you’ve never heard of this man, it’s probably because you’re not down with getting a super aggressive colonic in a cramped bathroom in the…
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Sleepover Kit.
Oil pulling really came in handy this morning! I spontaneously slept over my brother’s place last night, unprepared with no sleepover kit, which usually just means a toothbrush and my makeup bag. I really hate going to sleep without flossing,…
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Ringworm
About two years ago, I got a bad case of ringworm on my left forearm. Ringworm really isn’t as gross as it sounds. It’s basically the same fungus as groin itch and athlete’s foot. Okay, maybe that is pretty disgusting.…
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Castor Oil Pack
I’ve had a bottle of cold pressed Castor Oil sitting in my “medicine” cabinet for literally years now. Clients have told me all about how to use castor oil to alleviate upset stomachs and to encourage bowel movement. It really…
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Post Liver Cleanse
I woke up feeling like crap this morning. I’m not sure if this is related to the liver cleanse, or if I just finally caught the cold that everyone around me seems to have or if my body is just…
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Conclusion: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Yesterday, I ended up feeling so great by the afternoon, I took a client up on a last minute invite to the 7pm dress rehearsal of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I was able to enjoy a sweet tranny show…
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Day 7: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
I managed to keep all of the fluids down last night and this morning. Epsom salt water at 6am is rough! I tried my best not to throw up and I succeeded. The morning was complete with watery bowel movements filled…
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Day 6: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Today is the big day! Martin Luther King Day! And, of course, my liver flush! There will be colonics, epsom salt and olive oil to be had… I was very happy to kiss the apple cider goodbye at approximately 10:45am…
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Day 5: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Girls can be brutal. The other week on my way back from a very heavy meat-eating ski weekend, I had to drop an overdue stank load at a Whole Foods bathroom on my way home. I had way too much…
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