NEW JERSEY'S **IT GIRL FOR COLONICS.

Because shit is funny, but constipation is no joke.

Welcome to the Home of The Best NJ Colonic Where New Jersey’s Queen of Colon Hydrotherapy Gently Pumps Out Shitty Advice One Gravity Colonic At a Time.

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With 17 years of experience, Jen Gonzalez and her dedicated team offer the most natural and gentle colon cleansing method. This ensures the most effective results and represents the best NJ colonic approach. Their approach is designed to deliver squeaky clean bowels in just an hour’s time. As a result, individuals feel revitalized and at their best. By utilizing advanced techniques combined with a compassionate touch, they prioritize the well-being of each client throughout the cleansing process.

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Browse through our website, where anal hygiene is of utmost priority. Read more about the benefits of a gravity colonic. There, you can explore how this holistic practice can improve overall health and vitality. You will find more about our specific colonic services and prices on the services page.

Add-Ons

  • After a colonic, replenishment is vital. Jen only trusts the best doctor-recommended brand of probiotics. Learn more about Metagenics on our Probiotics Page.
  • Stop wiping your butt with toilet paper. Read more about the portable Butt Blaster Bidet on the Bidet Page.
  • Potty training? Head to the Potty Book page to gift yourself some sanity.

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Don’t wait to take the first step towards a healthier you. Book now to experience the transformative power of colon cleansing with Jen and her expert team. See why Doody Free Girl offers the best NJ colonic! Moreover, choosing only the best NJ colonic can make a noticeable difference in your overall wellness.

Doody Free Girl is conveniently located in downtown Jersey City, NJ. We are walking distance to the NJ/NYC Path Train and local bus stops. Free 2 hour street parking is also available.

I have tried both prescription medications as well as holistic alternatives to constipation for years without much success. As a result, I usually have some baseline abdominal discomfort/bloat/nausea daily that I’ve learned to live with. Immediately after leaving [my colonic] I feel so much less bloated, with no nausea at all. [Jen] makes an awkward topic not awkward at all. It’s so easy to talk with her throughout the experience and ensures you’re comfortable the entire time. Would HIGHLY recommend to anyone even considering it. Will 100% be back. ~ Cassandra Lira MD