I write to normalize the sacred act of taking a dump.
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Pinocchio has Good Form.
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Doody Free Bridesmaids.
An obvious favorite.
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Doody Free Toilet.
I’m not one to flush the toilet every time I pee for the sake of conserving water, but trust me, there are never any logs floating around in my toilet. I’m not that disgusting. So this takes me to a…
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A Throwback.
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Not Pooping Ain’t Cool.
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What’s so Funny About a Bidet??
Bidets rule. I never really quite understood why people chuckle when confronted with a bidet. I grew up with a bidet in my home, so I never thought they were weird. But now I can appreciate why they are so funny after doing a bit…
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It’s 10 o’clock, Do You Know if Your Children Pooped Today?
A conversation with a good friend last night revealed some seriously revolutionary Doody Free parenting advice. To this day (she’s in her thirties), her father confirms the following with her every time they speak: 1) Did you brush your teeth? 2) Did…
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Toilet Paper Origami.
Nothing says “WELCOME” better than some TP folded neatly into the perfect triangle. So next time you’re having guests over for dinner or whatever, welcome them with some toilet paper origami. #1 rule in toilet paper origami is you must…
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Doody Breath?
Did you know that your body cleanses itself during sleep, which is why you wake up with a light film on your tongue and nasty dog breath. That film is just a bunch of toxins and bacteria that can easily be…
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