NEW JERSEY'S **IT GIRL FOR COLONICS.

Because shit is funny, but constipation is no joke.

I write to normalize the sacred act of taking a dump.

  • Hello from the Catskills! I am on a three day snowboarding trip with my favorite nonprofit, Stoked Org, whose mission is to close the opportunity gap by empowering our underserved communities through action sports. We just wrapped up breakfast, after…

  • HOME REMEDIES FOR CONSTIPATION 1. Get a gravity colonic. Get the waste out quickly and effectively via a gravity colonic. Make sure it’s a gravity method colonic, which is the most gentle, natural method available. And if you’re not shy…

  • AstraZenica pulled some shit during this year’s SuperBowl. I hate to admit I love their new commercial, which brilliantly conveys the reality of bathroom envy, and it would have been a lot more kosher had it been advertising a natural remedy…

  • If you’ve ever had or needed a colonoscopy, you are familiar with the dreaded colonoscopy preparation protocol. This could include drinking Suclear, Nulytely/Colyte, MoviPrep, Miralax/Gatorade, Prepopik, amongst other chemical cocktails, with protocols varying depending on the time of day the…

  • One of my most loyal and dedicated clients always stresses the importance of maintaining a gratitude journal. I don’t like to waste paper, but rest assured, I keep a mental log (pun? yes.) I am forever grateful to my parents and the…

  • Two things happened yesterday: I got my period and one of my favorite clients did too, only in the worst way. She was testing out the new Thinx underwear that are designed to absorb two tampons worth of menstruation. You…

  • As we gear up for our first snowstorm tomorrow, please note that I will be working on Sunday to clean out all the milk and bread from your system. Email me for colonic appointments jen@doodyfreegirl.com xoxo jen

  • Hey all! Hope you’re having a great weekend. I am typing this on my way home from a ski trip to Sugarbush Mountain in Vermont with my brother and his girlfriend. Just thought I’d share a skin tip with those suffering from dry…

  • Happy MLK weekend! Please note that I will be open on Monday for all of your cleansing needs! I leave you with my favorite MLK quote…  

  • Many of my NYC clients find themselves foraging for health food in Jersey City after their colonics. Look no further… here is a list of my favorite health markets in Jersey City and what they each offer: Subia’s Organic Cafe:…

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