I write to normalize the sacred act of taking a dump.
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Happy New Years, everybody! You may already know that I love me some resolutions… Last year, my aim was to clean out my liver because Andreas Moritz, author of The Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse, connects body imbalance to a…
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Fart Basel Miami 2015
Art Basel Miami – one of the world’s biggest art shows for art collectors and spectators alike – just wrapped up its 13th annual show complete with art, swanky parties, stabbings, and such….but don’t worry, @FartBasel has got you covered… What…
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!! I am so grateful for my family, friends/clients and new clients alike…wishing you all a wonderful day! In honor of you, I would love to extend my Brown Friday special to all new and existing clients. This Friday…
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Monsters Inside Me Season Premiere!
No, I don’t get excited for Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Homeland, Modern Family, House of Cards, or vampire shit… I do however, get excited for the Real Housewives, Shark Tank, anything on ID network AND most…
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Tom’s Famous Salad
Doody Free Girl is closed on Tuesdays because I work in Manhattan every Tuesday at Release NYC, where I was trained back in 2009 by the owner and my mentor, Tom DeVito. For those following my blog, you know Tom…
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Happy Fall!
James Bae, an acupuncturist I used to see regularly when I lived in Brooklyn, is a practitioner of Ayurveda, an ancient, holistic Indian medical system that uses food and herbs as medicine. He would tell me that the Fall is the…
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Jersey City Art Studio Tour Kick-Off Party TOMORROW!
Come meet me at the Jersey City Art Studio Tour (thejcast.com) Kick-Off Party tomorrow night at Lackawanna Center in Jersey City. Blackbird Gallery & Art Studio and I will be there with our POoP-Up Photo Booth to take pictures of your…
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A Pork-Free BBQ.
I had an amazing Saturday filled with old and new clients followed by the 6th Annual Hamilton Park BBQ where I met this vegan pig making quite the ironic statement… Needless to say, I was in no mood to eat pig, so…
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Downtown Jersey City’s 6th Annual Hamilton Park BBQ!
Come meet me at the 6th Annual Hamilton Park BBQ tomorrow! Then make an appointment for a colonic later this week 😉
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Jersey City’s All About Downtown Street Fair TOMORROW!
Come explore what Downtown Jersey City has to offer tomorrow! All of Newark Street near the Grove Street Path station will become a street fair representing all of Jersey City’s local businesses. I will be hanging out at my landlord’s…
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