Author: Doody Free Girl
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Jersey City’s All About Downtown Street Fair TOMORROW!
Come explore what Downtown Jersey City has to offer tomorrow! All of Newark Street near the Grove Street Path station will become a street fair representing all of Jersey City’s local businesses. I will be hanging out at my landlord’s tent (BGT Enterprises and The Brunswick School) near the Bank of America building on Newark…
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Parasites!
One of my new favorite TV shows I discovered last year when I was home sick one day is called The Monsters Inside Me. This show is definitely not recommended for my hypochondriacs. You will learn first-hand about rare cases of parasite infestations that many times result in neurological disorders and even death. Many of the…
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A Non-Smelly Period!
One of my favorite clients introduced me to a low-maintenance, eco-friendly way to manage my period sans tampons or pads. It’s called a Diva Cup and is exactly as it sounds. It is basically a 2 ounce food-grade silicone cup that you fold up and insert into your vagina. Once in, it unfolds and collects your…
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A Load of Crap.
I’ve been watching a lot of TV lately. Don’t ask me what, but the recurring commercials on my favorite channels are for vaginal mesh class action suits and those for prescription acne medication, Onexton and prescription irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) medication, Linzess. Pharmaceutical commercials are my favorite, especially the part where they whisper all of the side effects like the fine print…
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Hide Your Bloat.
Bloat is a bitch and it can creep up on you the day of an important event. Luckily, one of my closest friends is a buyer for one of the most prestigious department stores in the world and has offered up her expert advice on how to hide your bloat in style. She attends all…
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Never Wipe Your Ass With Leaves (of Three).
A recent “detox rash” turned out to be a torturous case of poison ivy. Wrapping it up the way I did to cover it only made it spread across my entire forearm! I’ve never had poison ivy before and for whatever reason, thought it was just some mythological beast, despite the memory of my friend in…
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Raffle Winner!
I want to thank everyone who came to the opening of the Brunswick Center on Saturday! Each business here was raffling off something, so to keep myself from feeling left out, I raffled off a colonic along with a Doody Free Girl swag package. Oddly enough, many of my “contestants” made the silly declaration of not wanting a colonic.…
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Open House!
If you’re a little shy about irrigating your ass and whatnot, please come by my open house this Saturday, June 6th from 12-3pm. I will be here to give you presents, show you around and answer all of your anal questions. I am located on the third floor of The Brunswick Center (189 Brunswick Street,…
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Doody Free Girl Shit-Anywhere Candles!
I’ve already established that I love all things that smell good and a good-smelling candle is no exception. There’s something sweet and welcoming about a lit candle, especially in unexpected corners of a home such as the bathroom. So my new addition to the Doody Free Girl space are my handmade Bathroom Soy Travel Candles scented…
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The Importance of a Sexy Scent.
My eyesight and my hearing may be shit, but my heightened sense of smell is that of a weed-sniffing canine. Things can get a little stinky in my line of work, so you can bet your ass the Doody Free Girl shop is equipped with top-of-the-line therapeutic essential oil diffusers that actually sanitize and humidify the air…