Author: Doody Free Girl
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Fatigue
I have to say I’m super bummed about a one star Yelp rating I just received. I take my client’s well-being very seriously and only hope to manage expectations effectively. That said, here’s what the Yelp review states: This is most definitely a legitimate concern and I agree with this client that a disclaimer…
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Oil Pulling Away Your Cavities??
One of my clients swears that just a year ago, her dentist thought she was “the most disgusting creature” due to her slacking in the oral hygiene department, maybe brushing once a day and flossing every few days. I have to admit, I can completely relate to said client. Unless you’re constantly shoving processed, sugary…
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Ain’t Got Shit To Do Today?
Today is Modern Sage’s Annual Health Fair. Grab your yoga mat and join me for free meditation and yoga on the streets beginning at noon today! I’ll be there until 4pm educating this town on the power of the poo. I’d love to see some old and new faces so bring your friends and family!…
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Gas Blaster
Bitters has come up a lot lately. You’ll find these herbal concoctions at your homeopathic pharmacy, health food store and your local cocktail bar. Today is the second time a client has mentioned using Iberogast, a bitters digestif formulated in Germany that is only sold on Amazon. My client’s gastroenterologist actually prescribed it to her…
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Doody Free Beauty
There’s nothing better than a Doody Free Beauty with a sense of humor. Check out this hilarious low budget short by KhrystyAna at the Doody Free Girl headquarters.
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Power of the Poo PODCAST
I’m very excited to be featured on Kimberly Snyder’s top-rated Beauty Inside Out iTunes podcast! Kimberly Snyder is not only a celebrity nutritionist living and breathing a compassionate, plant-based diet empowering each of her followers to achieve their highest self both physically and spiritually, but she is also responsible for putting gravity colonics on the…
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Liver Cleansing Again!
I just wrapped up yet another liver cleanse, but this time I actually gave it my full effort and did not drink any wine for the entire week. In fact, I still haven’t had any wine (that’s subject to change any day now). The cleanse was actually much more tolerable when following the rules –…
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The Festival Poo
Talk about pooping at music festivals has come up a lot this past week. I guess it’s getting to be that time of year. One of my favorite clients just returned from the Envision Festival in Costa Rica. I’d like to think I can hang with dirty hippies, but everything about this festival looks like…
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Limited Edition Odor-Eliminating candles!
Please stop by my favorite cat-man’s photography exhibit, The Thousands, tonight at my favorite tea shop, Tea NJ, on Newark Avenue in downtown Jersey City. The first 60 guests will receive my limited edition cat odor-eliminating candles. And speaking of favorites, my favorite new shop in town, Love Liesel, will be having their ribbon cutting…
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Sensual Colonics?!!!
So I got a creepy request over the weekend that I’m still recovering from. A man called inquiring if people received colonics “for pleasure,” implying that he had received such colonics in the past. I was too embarrassed to ask what the hell that meant. He clarified with the word “sensual,” which always implies some sort of…