Category: Liver and Gallbladder Cleanse
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Gil Jacobs
Doody Free Girl exists thanks to the Original G: The Godfather of colonics, Gil Jacobs. If you’ve never heard of this man, it’s probably because you’re not down with getting a super aggressive colonic in a cramped bathroom in the East Village from a self-proclaimed unprofessional. But Gil has been dubbed the Godfather of Colonics…
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Ringworm
About two years ago, I got a bad case of ringworm on my left forearm. Ringworm really isn’t as gross as it sounds. It’s basically the same fungus as groin itch and athlete’s foot. Okay, maybe that is pretty disgusting. But it’s not like a creepy crawly worm was wiggling in my skin. Ringworm forms…
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Castor Oil Pack
I’ve had a bottle of cold pressed Castor Oil sitting in my “medicine” cabinet for literally years now. Clients have told me all about how to use castor oil to alleviate upset stomachs and to encourage bowel movement. It really wasn’t until I did the liver flush that I became motivated enough to go through…
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Post Liver Cleanse
I woke up feeling like crap this morning. I’m not sure if this is related to the liver cleanse, or if I just finally caught the cold that everyone around me seems to have or if my body is just worn out from a long week of clients and shopping at Ikea. I’m hoping for…
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Conclusion: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Yesterday, I ended up feeling so great by the afternoon, I took a client up on a last minute invite to the 7pm dress rehearsal of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I was able to enjoy a sweet tranny show without feeling the urge to crap my pants. It wasn’t until the end of the show…
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Day 7: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
I managed to keep all of the fluids down last night and this morning. Epsom salt water at 6am is rough! I tried my best not to throw up and I succeeded. The morning was complete with watery bowel movements filled with tiny pebbles and a few bigger ones like the one pictured below. I always…
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Day 6: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Today is the big day! Martin Luther King Day! And, of course, my liver flush! There will be colonics, epsom salt and olive oil to be had… I was very happy to kiss the apple cider goodbye at approximately 10:45am this morning. I was then pressed to complete a second colonic treatment at 11:30am for…
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Day 5: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Girls can be brutal. The other week on my way back from a very heavy meat-eating ski weekend, I had to drop an overdue stank load at a Whole Foods bathroom on my way home. I had way too much winter clothes on to fuss through my bag for my Poopourri to mask the gnarly…
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Day 4: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Ugh, the thought of apple cider is utterly nauseating at this point. My tongue has turned white and I had so much putrid gas last night (thank God I didn’t have a date!) that I had to give myself a colonic this morning after my first client. Next cleanse, I am going to opt for…
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Day 3: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse
Man, it is proving difficult to ingest all of this fluid with all of these rules!! Yesterday, I ended up just eating one hearty meal around 4pm because I was too busy drinking apple cider, tea and water all day! I hadn’t even finished drinking everything by the time I ate, so I had to…