I write to normalize the sacred act of taking a satisfying dump and the human right to take action when nature calls. Chronic constipation / bloating is not always a diet issue, but is always an anxiety issue rooted in social taboos and modern-day stressors.
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We are having our very first snow day here in New Jersey and I want to advise everyone to stay safe and near a toilet on a day like this when you decide to play around with your laxatives. Laxatives…
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Let The Beet Drop!
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Getting a Colonic After Vacation is Always a Good Idea Too!
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Don’t Worry About Shit on Vacation!
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Let Me Help You With Those Pebble Poos.
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DooTube Channel
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Please Stop Pooping Your Pants.
There’s truly nothing I enjoy more than a good Shit Your Pants story, unless it involves a toddler whose shit I need to clean up. You would think with 16 years experience as a certified bowel movement advocate, I would…
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How I Feel About Fasting…
I was in my 20s when I picked up the book, The Raw Food Detox Diet by Natalia Rose, which introduced me to colonics and a host of other health-related hacks I became obsessed with including juice fasting, food combining,…
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The Coffee Enema
I realize I have taken a serious break from writing, but I literally don’t have time to wipe my own ass these days (thank God for my ass-blasting handheld bidet) with a 15 month old attached to my tits. Butt…I…
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Fertility and Shit…
As with any weight loss journey, I believe the first step in one’s fertility journey should be cleaning out your system. A deep clean speeds everything up (ie metabolism, conception) because it removes the heavy burden of digesting old ass…