Sensual Colonics?!!!

So I got a creepy request over the weekend that I’m still recovering from.¬†A man called inquiring if people¬†received colonics “for pleasure,” implying that he had received such colonics in the past. I was too embarrassed to ask what the hell that meant. He clarified with the word “sensual,” which always implies some sort of happy ending. I assure you my clients leave happy, but not that happy.

So my answer is a strong NO. I strategically positioned myself directly next to a Muay Thai kickboxing studio in case I need my neighbors to kick some creeper out! Gross!