One of my New Years Resolutions every year is always to know more about what is going on in the world. And 2025 was a great year to catch up on US current events via the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It should come as no surprise that I love shit tv. Mary on…

Are you superstitious? Who the fuck isn’t. Everyone has their thing whether it is a common superstition like don’t cross a black cat, don’t walk under a ladder, do not wish anyone a happy new year before the new year, tidy up before the new year but do not clean on New Years Day or…

Thanks to your support, 2025 was a landmark year for me as the Doody Free Girl. I celebrated my 10 year anniversary, numerous of my shitty posts went viral on Instagram and TikTok, I created a YouTube Channel, I finally wrote a children’s book while potty training my daughter titled Please Stop Pooping Your Pants,…

As we approach the holidays and my ass is getting on a plane next week, I wanted to share my number one travel tip: travel light. Don’t carry a ton of shit with you by getting a colonic before you skip town. Between cabin pressure, a new environment with new bacteria, and overall new routine,…

We are having our very first snow day here in New Jersey and I want to advise everyone to stay safe and near a toilet on a day like this when you decide to play around with your laxatives. Laxatives are not something to be taken regularly, but if your constipation is fucking up your…