Category: Supplements

  • Constipated Kids

    Constipated Kids

    I receive calls of desperation all the time from mothers with constipated kids. As a mother, my heart bleeds for these women and as a woman, my heart bleeds for my inner child who was afraid to take a shit. I’m pretty sure it all began the day I wiped my own butt for the…

  • Food Poisoning

    I just arrived home from Costa Rica this weekend and I always feel just as excited to come home from a trip unscathed as I am the days leading up to the trip. And by unscathed, I mean no food poisoning. It is really unfortunate when food poisoning or some diarrhea and/or vomiting-inducing bacteria takes…

  • Gallbladder Gutted.

    Many of my clients have had their gallbladder removed at some point in their lives. If you’ve been with me a while, you know about my obsession with Andreas Moritz Liver and Gallbladder Cleanse, although it’s been a while since I’ve embarked on one. The liver and gallbladder are super fucking important. The liver filters…

  • The Best Time To Take Your Probiotic…

    People always ask me when the best time to take their probiotic is and I always say the best time is when you’ll remember to take it each day because consistency is key. And while I’d always heard that probiotics are best taken on an empty stomach in the morning, I changed my mind about…

  • Back and Ready for Eczema!

    I don’t know if it’s all the mental preparation of everyone telling me how fucking cold it is here, but we landed last night from Miami and it really didn’t feel so bad even with my toes exposed in my sandals waiting for the Uber! So apparently, I’m ready for this arctic tundra, but what…

  • 2026 New Years Resolutions

    I hope you are getting off to a good start in 2026! New Years Resolutions don’t have to be anything grand, they just need to enhance your life in some way and “spark joy.” Mine, for example include giving myself a pedicure every week so I’m not walking around with dry crusty toes all winter…

  • Winter Weather Advisory

    We are having our very first snow day here in New Jersey and I want to advise everyone to stay safe and near a toilet on a day like this when you decide to play around with your laxatives. Laxatives are not something to be taken regularly, but if your constipation is fucking up your…

  • A Labor Pain in My Ass

    My gut had been telling me my daughter would arrive earlier than her due date and per usual, it turned out to be correct. Baby Sofia arrived almost a week early on the morning of 11/23 when I had originally planned on taking maternity leave. My water broke at 440am at which time I texted…

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