Category: Electric Portable Bidet
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The Electric Portable Butt Blaster Bidet
On my Aunty Skates retreat in Costa Rica last week, the use of toilet paper was a hot topic of conversation. In Nosara, you are encouraged to throw all of your toilet paper no matter how shitty in the trash can because toilet paper can really fuck up their septic system when flushed. I am…
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Food Poisoning
I just arrived home from Costa Rica this weekend and I always feel just as excited to come home from a trip unscathed as I am the days leading up to the trip. And by unscathed, I mean no food poisoning. It is really unfortunate when food poisoning or some diarrhea and/or vomiting-inducing bacteria takes…
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Happy New Year Assholes!
Happy New Year! I’ve always loved this time of year because it’s when everyone gets serious (if even only temporary) about their health and suddenly colonics don’t sound so fucking crazy to the average person. Even not drinking alcohol for an entire month becomes socially acceptable! So this month, I encourage you to do whatever…
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10 Year Anniversary In Review
Thanks to your support, 2025 was a landmark year for me as the Doody Free Girl. I celebrated my 10 year anniversary, numerous of my shitty posts went viral on Instagram and TikTok, I created a YouTube Channel, I finally wrote a children’s book while potty training my daughter titled Please Stop Pooping Your Pants,…