Liver Cleansing Again!

I just wrapped up yet another liver cleanse, but this time I actually gave it my full effort and did not drink any wine for the entire week. In fact, I still haven’t had any wine (that’s subject to change any day now). The cleanse was actually much more tolerable when following the rules –Continue reading “Liver Cleansing Again!”

The Festival Poo

Talk about pooping at music festivals has come up a lot this past week. I guess it’s getting to be that time of year. One of my favorite clients just returned from the Envision Festival in Costa Rica. I’d like to think I can hang with dirty hippies, but everything about this festival looks likeContinue reading “The Festival Poo”

Sensual Colonics?!!!

So I got a creepy request over the weekend that I’m still recovering from. A man called inquiring if people received colonics “for pleasure,” implying that he had received such colonics in the past. I was too embarrassed to ask what the hell that meant. He clarified with the word “sensual,” which always implies some sort ofContinue reading “Sensual Colonics?!!!”

Constipation Tips

HOME REMEDIES FOR CONSTIPATION 1. Get a gravity colonic. Get the waste out quickly and effectively via a gravity colonic. Make sure it’s a gravity method colonic, which is the most gentle, natural method available. And if you’re not shy about sticking things up your rear, you may also want to try administering an enemaContinue reading “Constipation Tips”

Colonoscopy Prep

If you’ve ever had or needed a colonoscopy, you are familiar with the dreaded colonoscopy preparation protocol. This could include drinking Suclear, Nulytely/Colyte, MoviPrep, Miralax/Gatorade, Prepopik, amongst other chemical cocktails, with protocols varying depending on the time of day the colonoscopy is performed. Unfortunately, there is really no way to avoid the preparation portion ofContinue reading “Colonoscopy Prep”

A Rededication

One of my most loyal and dedicated clients always stresses the importance of maintaining a gratitude journal. I don’t like to waste paper, but rest assured, I keep a mental log (pun? yes.) I am forever grateful to my parents and the opportunity they have afforded me in this country. Both of my parents come from humbleContinue reading “A Rededication”

Happy Fall!

James Bae, an acupuncturist I used to see regularly when I lived in Brooklyn, is a practitioner of Ayurveda, an ancient, holistic Indian medical system that uses food and herbs as medicine. He would tell me that the Fall is the season for colon cleansing! It had something to do with the change of seasons andContinue reading “Happy Fall!”

Jersey City’s All About Downtown Street Fair TOMORROW!

Come explore what Downtown Jersey City has to offer tomorrow! All of Newark Street near the Grove Street Path station will become a street fair representing all of Jersey City’s local businesses. I will be hanging out at my landlord’s tent (BGT Enterprises and The Brunswick School) near the Bank of America building on NewarkContinue reading “Jersey City’s All About Downtown Street Fair TOMORROW!”

Conclusion: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse

Yesterday, I ended up feeling so great by the afternoon, I took a client up on a last minute invite to the 7pm dress rehearsal of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I was able to enjoy a sweet tranny show without feeling the urge to crap my pants. It wasn’t until the end of the showContinue reading “Conclusion: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse”

Day 7: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse

I managed to keep all of the fluids down last night and this morning. Epsom salt water at 6am is rough! I tried my best not to throw up and I succeeded. The morning was complete with watery bowel movements filled with tiny pebbles and a few bigger ones like the one pictured below. I alwaysContinue reading “Day 7: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse”