Author: Doody Free Girl
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Sensual Colonics?!!!
So I got a creepy request over the weekend that I’m still recovering from. A man called inquiring if people received colonics “for pleasure,” implying that he had received such colonics in the past. I was too embarrassed to ask what the hell that meant. He clarified with the word “sensual,” which always implies some sort of…
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A Makeshift Bidet
Hello from the Catskills! I am on a three day snowboarding trip with my favorite nonprofit, Stoked Org, whose mission is to close the opportunity gap by empowering our underserved communities through action sports. We just wrapped up breakfast, after which I immediately needed to take a dump. If you’re a follower, you already know…
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Constipation Tips
HOME REMEDIES FOR CONSTIPATION 1. Get a gravity colonic. Get the waste out quickly and effectively via a gravity colonic. Make sure it’s a gravity method colonic, which is the most gentle, natural method available. And if you’re not shy about sticking things up your rear, you may also want to try administering an enema…
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SuperBowl Bullshit
AstraZenica pulled some shit during this year’s SuperBowl. I hate to admit I love their new commercial, which brilliantly conveys the reality of bathroom envy, and it would have been a lot more kosher had it been advertising a natural remedy (ehem, colonics), but the commercial is advertising a pill to cure your painkiller-related constipation woes. Essentially,…
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Colonoscopy Prep
If you’ve ever had or needed a colonoscopy, you are familiar with the dreaded colonoscopy preparation protocol. This could include drinking Suclear, Nulytely/Colyte, MoviPrep, Miralax/Gatorade, Prepopik, amongst other chemical cocktails, with protocols varying depending on the time of day the colonoscopy is performed. Unfortunately, there is really no way to avoid the preparation portion of…
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A Rededication
One of my most loyal and dedicated clients always stresses the importance of maintaining a gratitude journal. I don’t like to waste paper, but rest assured, I keep a mental log (pun? yes.) I am forever grateful to my parents and the opportunity they have afforded me in this country. Both of my parents come from humble…
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I Thinx Not!!!
Two things happened yesterday: I got my period and one of my favorite clients did too, only in the worst way. She was testing out the new Thinx underwear that are designed to absorb two tampons worth of menstruation. You may have seen the following obscene advertisements in the subway (the girl in the first…
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Happy First Snow!
As we gear up for our first snowstorm tomorrow, please note that I will be working on Sunday to clean out all the milk and bread from your system. Email me for colonic appointments jen@doodyfreegirl.com xoxo jen
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Non-Crusty Winter Skin? Yes, please.
Hey all! Hope you’re having a great weekend. I am typing this on my way home from a ski trip to Sugarbush Mountain in Vermont with my brother and his girlfriend. Just thought I’d share a skin tip with those suffering from dry skin this winter. It’s been pretty cold up here with some days requiring a face…
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Martin Luther King Day!
Happy MLK weekend! Please note that I will be open on Monday for all of your cleansing needs! I leave you with my favorite MLK quote…