Category: Colonics
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Happy New Year Assholes!
Happy New Year! I’ve always loved this time of year because it’s when everyone gets serious (if even only temporary) about their health and suddenly colonics don’t sound so fucking crazy to the average person. Even not drinking alcohol for an entire month becomes socially acceptable! So this month, I encourage you to do whatever…
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Colonic Conversation
One of my New Years Resolutions every year is always to know more about what is going on in the world. And 2025 was a great year to catch up on US current events via the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It should come as no surprise that I love shit tv. Mary on…
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New Year’s Day Availability!
Are you superstitious? Who the fuck isn’t. Everyone has their thing whether it is a common superstition like don’t cross a black cat, don’t walk under a ladder, do not wish anyone a happy new year before the new year, tidy up before the new year but do not clean on New Years Day or…
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10 Year Anniversary In Review
Thanks to your support, 2025 was a landmark year for me as the Doody Free Girl. I celebrated my 10 year anniversary, numerous of my shitty posts went viral on Instagram and TikTok, I created a YouTube Channel, I finally wrote a children’s book while potty training my daughter titled Please Stop Pooping Your Pants,…
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Don’t Carry Your Crap Into The Holidays Or Into 2026.
As we approach the holidays and my ass is getting on a plane next week, I wanted to share my number one travel tip: travel light. Don’t carry a ton of shit with you by getting a colonic before you skip town. Between cabin pressure, a new environment with new bacteria, and overall new routine,…