Category: Colonics
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Veganism and Boobies
I’ve been in and out of veganism for the last ten years and recently re-committed about a year and a half ago for not only vanity and health motivations, but environmentalism and animal rights motivations. There is no question that eliminating meat and dairy (even grass-fed and “free-range”) from your diet results in a reduction…
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Lead Poisoning
In a past life, I was a realtor in Miami Beach. I totally sucked at it and felt completely unfulfilled as a result (or the cause?). It felt like my life was a series of annoying people and different lockbox sequences (insider tip: you can usually guess the code by trying different combinations of the…
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Memorial Day Weekend Forecast: Shit
This weekend is looking like rain with a chance of shit balls. So take advantage of this last opportunity to get your beach belly ready for the big reveal! I’m around all weekend, folks. Make your gravity colonic appointment for Saturday or Sunday 🙂
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Come Celebrate Brown Friday!
This Friday is the Second Annual Brown Friday Celebration. In honor of my clients, I suppress the urge to indulge in retail therapy in order to offer a post-Thanksgiving cathartic experience to all. I’m not promoting binging and purging, but Thanksgiving is filled with lots of love and in many families, love is also known as…
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Fatigue
I have to say I’m super bummed about a one star Yelp rating I just received. I take my client’s well-being very seriously and only hope to manage expectations effectively. That said, here’s what the Yelp review states: This is most definitely a legitimate concern and I agree with this client that a disclaimer…
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Doody Free Beauty
There’s nothing better than a Doody Free Beauty with a sense of humor. Check out this hilarious low budget short by KhrystyAna at the Doody Free Girl headquarters.
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Power of the Poo PODCAST
I’m very excited to be featured on Kimberly Snyder’s top-rated Beauty Inside Out iTunes podcast! Kimberly Snyder is not only a celebrity nutritionist living and breathing a compassionate, plant-based diet empowering each of her followers to achieve their highest self both physically and spiritually, but she is also responsible for putting gravity colonics on the…
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Liver Cleansing Again!
I just wrapped up yet another liver cleanse, but this time I actually gave it my full effort and did not drink any wine for the entire week. In fact, I still haven’t had any wine (that’s subject to change any day now). The cleanse was actually much more tolerable when following the rules –…
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The Festival Poo
Talk about pooping at music festivals has come up a lot this past week. I guess it’s getting to be that time of year. One of my favorite clients just returned from the Envision Festival in Costa Rica. I’d like to think I can hang with dirty hippies, but everything about this festival looks like…
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Sensual Colonics?!!!
So I got a creepy request over the weekend that I’m still recovering from. A man called inquiring if people received colonics “for pleasure,” implying that he had received such colonics in the past. I was too embarrassed to ask what the hell that meant. He clarified with the word “sensual,” which always implies some sort of…