Hey all! Hope you’re having a great weekend. I am typing this on my way home from a ski trip to Sugarbush Mountain in Vermont with my brother and his girlfriend. Just thought I’d share a skin tip with those suffering from dry skin this winter. It’s been pretty cold up here with some days requiring a face…

Happy MLK weekend! Please note that I will be open on Monday for all of your cleansing needs! I leave you with my favorite MLK quote…  

Happy Thanksgiving!! I am so grateful for my family, friends/clients and new clients alike…wishing you all a wonderful day! In honor of you, I would love to extend my Brown Friday special to all new and existing clients. This Friday and Saturday colonics are 20% off!!! Email me for appointments. xoxo jen  

Doody Free Girl is closed on Tuesdays because I work in Manhattan every Tuesday at Release NYC, where I was trained back in 2009 by the owner and my mentor, Tom DeVito. For those following my blog, you know Tom DeVito is a fucking anomaly. Last night, we had a belated 53rd birthday celebration for…

Come meet me at the Jersey City Art Studio Tour (thejcast.com) Kick-Off Party tomorrow night at Lackawanna Center in Jersey City. Blackbird Gallery & Art Studio and I will be there with our POoP-Up Photo Booth to take pictures of your best poop face on my golden throne!  

Come meet me at the 6th Annual Hamilton Park BBQ tomorrow! Then make an appointment for a colonic later this week 😉

Bloat is a bitch and it can creep up on you the day of an important event. Luckily, one of my closest friends is a buyer for one of the most prestigious department stores in the world and has offered up her expert advice on how to hide your bloat in style. She attends all…

I want to thank everyone who came to the opening of the Brunswick Center on Saturday! Each business here was raffling off something, so to keep myself from feeling left out, I raffled off a colonic along with a Doody Free Girl swag package. Oddly enough, many of my “contestants” made the silly declaration of not wanting a colonic.…

If you’re a little shy about irrigating your ass and whatnot, please come by my open house this Saturday, June 6th from 12-3pm. I will be here to give you presents, show you around and answer all of your anal questions. I am located on the third floor of The Brunswick Center (189 Brunswick Street,…

My eyesight and my hearing may be shit, but my heightened sense of smell is that of a weed-sniffing canine. Things can get a little stinky in my line of work, so you can bet your ass the Doody Free Girl shop is equipped with top-of-the-line therapeutic essential oil diffusers that actually sanitize and humidify the air…