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  • Kimberly Snyder is a Radical Beauty

    For those receiving my newsletters, you know how much I admire and respect my friend, Kimberly Snyder and her vegan health philosophy. If you already follow her books or want to learn more about her, please come to the book signing event for her new book, Radical Beauty. I’ll be there πŸ™‚  

  • Because Your Home Shouldn’t Smell Like Sh*t!

    I keep promising everyone a blog post on how to keep your home smelling as sweet as the Doody Free shop. My secret weapon is this nebulizing essential oil diffuser and of course, essential oils. As you may know, I like to diffuse lemongrass.Β The nebulizing diffuser is definitely superior to humidifying diffusers. I use both,…

  • Wait Before Knocking Twice.

    The other day, I had to take a major shit after lunch. I knew it was going to epic judging by my protruding belly and the fact that I hadn’t had a good one in a few days since I started taking a new iron supplement. I had a nice break before my evening clients,…

  • The Royal Treatment

    I had a lot of fun on The Wiseguyz Show the other night. I was welcomed with open arms and fart jokes up the ass. Here are some of the highlights. You can still catch this nonsense online in case you missed it.  

  • The Wiseguyz Show

    Tune in to The Wiseguyz Show on DDV Radio tonight from 8-10pm to listen to us talk a bunch of shit. Spelling is clearly not their forte (see promo and tune-in directions below), but they seem like a good way to spend your Hump Day nonetheless.    

  • Team Walker Ryde Tomorrow!

    Across from the hallway from the Doody Free Girl studio at the Brunswick Center is Rush Cycling. Heidi, one of the owners, was a client of mine in Manhattan before I ever moved back to New Jersey from Brooklyn. She kept pressing me to open a space in Jersey, and after much resistance, I agreed…

  • Ain’t Got Shit To Do Today?

    Today is Modern Sage’s Annual Health Fair. Grab your yoga mat and join me for free meditation and yoga on the streets beginning at noon today! I’ll be there until 4pm educating this town on the power of the poo. I’d love to see some old and new faces so bring your friends and family!…

  • Limited Edition Odor-Eliminating candles!

    Please stop by my favorite cat-man’s photography exhibit, The Thousands, tonight at my favorite tea shop, Tea NJ, on Newark Avenue in downtown Jersey City. The first 60 guests will receive my limited edition cat odor-eliminating candles. And speaking of favorites, my favorite new shop in town, Love Liesel, will be having their ribbon cutting…

  • I Thinx Not!!!

    Two things happened yesterday: I got my period and one of my favorite clients did too, only in the worst way. She was testing out the new Thinx underwear that are designed to absorb two tampons worth of menstruation. You may have seen the following obscene advertisements in the subway (the girl in the first…

  • Happy First Snow!

    As we gear up for our first snowstorm tomorrow, please note that I will be working on Sunday to clean out all the milk and bread from your system. Email me for colonic appointments jen@doodyfreegirl.com xoxo jen