One of my New Years Resolutions every year is always to know more about what is going on in the world. And 2025 was a great year to catch up on US current events via the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It should come as no surprise that I love shit tv. Mary on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is a fucking legend. If you know you know and if you don’t, 2026 is a great time to catch up on BravoTv. This season has provided so much insight into the inner workings of the female psyche and the root of our deepest insecurities that probably stem from the combo of potty humor and a shitty rumor. As with colonics, reality tv goes as deep as you allow it to.

One of the things that makes people nervous about receiving colonics is feeling awkward and uncomfortable. I assure you, we will have so much to catch up on that you won’t even remember that you are laying on a table taking a shit through a tube with a complete stranger. That said, don’t forget Joe has availability tomorrow on New Years Day as well as Sunday and I’m back on Monday! Cheers!