The Butt Blaster portable bidet changed my vacation pooping. I hate shitty toilet paper. You gotta butt blast, then buy aloe wipes as the closer. It’s a game-changer. ~ Colby Connell

Keep it clean by using a portable bidet that doesn’t fuck up your plumbing. No one likes a dingleberry. Wiping your ass with toilet paper is disgusting. Shit streaks are not sexy. Doo yourself a favor, keep this electric portable bidet handy at all times ($60 available at DFG and soon on Amazon).