With my 11/29 due date approaching, I was convinced that I was in labor Saturday morning. I woke up around 4am with fleeting abdominal cramps, so I started timing my contractions, which were about 30 minutes apart. From all of my research and confirmation from my doula, I understand that there’s no need to rushContinue reading “The Braxton Shits”
If you don’t follow the Hoboken Girl Blog, you’re missing out because I am a regular contributor for all things vegan, health and wellness in Jersey City! Om.life wellness spa just opened in Jersey City and I couldn’t be more excited to share the benefits of floating. Nourishing to the mind, body and spirit, floatingContinue reading “Floatation Therapy Open in Jersey City! (And other local spa favorites)”
If shit ain’t happening for you this summer, come visit me this weekend! I’ll be open Sunday and Monday for End of Summer cleanings. Book your ass online!
I just arrived in Sweden to celebrate my beautiful friend and creative genius behind the Doody Free Girl shit campaign, Ylva Erevall. Therefore, doody services are suspended until I return on Wednesday. Please note that I probably won’t have access to a phone, so if you need to reach me with your shitty questions, please email me.Continue reading “Fourth of July Schedule”
This weekend is looking like rain with a chance of shit balls. So take advantage of this last opportunity to get your beach belly ready for the big reveal! I’m around all weekend, folks. Make your gravity colonic appointment for Saturday or Sunday 🙂
Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! Martin Luther King Jr. embodied the true spirit God intended here on Earth. A peaceful protester with a humble righteousness that is not only admirable, but penetrable even 50 years after his passing. I’ve done a shit job of making and keeping a New Years Resolution this year, but every time I readContinue reading “Happy MLK Day 2017!!!”
Hanukkah and Christmas fall on the same day/week this year. I will be offering Confession and Mikveh to anyone interested. Book your colonic appointments today!
I knew I was going to forget my probiotics the second I started packing. I’m going on a cruise today for my cousin’s wedding and I just hope the boat does not come down with a case of dysentery.Taking probiotics while traveling is critical in combatting all of the new bugs you’ll encounter, so wishContinue reading “Crap, I Forgot My Probiotics!!”
I AM HAVING ISSUES WITH MY STUPID IPHONE. I’M ABOUT TO FUCKING THROW IT DOWN THE TOILET!!! If you need to get in touch with me, the good news is that my phone number is a Google number. So please text me at 201-565-3447. Thank you for your patience!!! XOXO JEN
This Friday is the Second Annual Brown Friday Celebration. In honor of my clients, I suppress the urge to indulge in retail therapy in order to offer a post-Thanksgiving cathartic experience to all. I’m not promoting binging and purging, but Thanksgiving is filled with lots of love and in many families, love is also known asContinue reading “Come Celebrate Brown Friday!”